thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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