so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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