I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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