Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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