there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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