So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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