If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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