I just saw a hot homeless man
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Randomize
