Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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