so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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