You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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