im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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