That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So many bounce houses so little time
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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