He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We were destined to go to rehab together
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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