I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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