What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Reggie can tackle my bush.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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