omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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