plz talk dirty to me
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
