This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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