this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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