i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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