we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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