the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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