This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I need to align my fucking chakras
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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