Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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