I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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