you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My feet surprised me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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