would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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