I just pynch a tree in the face
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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