I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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