i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You are the jesus of drinking
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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