like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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