I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags