He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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