I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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