I want to have your abortion
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
