She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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