I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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