yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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