I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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