I can't watch pbs sober anymore
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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