the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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