have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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