I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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