Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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