if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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