nut hugger
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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