Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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