A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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