This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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