The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I will be naked everywhere
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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