i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My underwear smells like fireworks.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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