Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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