Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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